Pulling A Kizzy

Pulling A Kizzy is the act of taking your laptop onto the toilet with you while you take a shit. It is a great way of keeping yourself entertained whilst shitting. You can keep IM chats going, surf the web, watch tv shows, movies or porn, buy a new car, all from the comfort of your toilet. If performed properly, you run no risk of bacteria transfer onto the laptop. It's a perfectly safe, proven method for on-toilet entertainment.

**EXAMPLE 1**

Llamar: Ight mayne I finna drop a deuce now yahurrd

Dwayne: Ay yo mayne, the fuck you be doin? You takin yo comp in there to jerk off or sumfin?

Llamar: Nah mayne aintchu eva heard of Pulling A Kizzy? Dat shit is crazy...

Dwayne: Damn crip imma run home and try that shit right now

Llamar: Ight, coo, peace

**EXAMPLE 2**

[e-mail] says: sup
[e-mail] says: nm mayne pullin a kizzy
[e-mail] says: oh damn cool I pulled one earlier
[e-mail] says: good for you

by NJDevils44 October 16, 2008

pulling a max

referring to the action of tossing a smoke grenade, taking cover and blind-firing through the smoke and by luck recieving multiple kills. in a shooter-based video game.

wow, he must of jost got lucky and pulled a max because there is nobody left in the room.

pulling a max

by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008

pull a nam

when someone fails at turning up to friends events, and usually has terrible excuses for not turning up

Party tomorrow night at ours, dont pull a nam on us

"Hey we are going out for dinner, you should come"
"nah sorry I dont feel like having dinner out"
"dont pull a nam on me"

by the slippery gypsy May 8, 2013

pulled a runner

Leaving a job without giving any notice

"Where's Bill? I haven't seen him all week"
"Didn't you hear? He pulled a runner, and nobody knows where he is"

by blorb July 22, 2014

pulling pud

Jerking off

Jack was pulling pud to his girlfriend's picture last night.

by Jack inoff November 17, 2014

Pulling a Marcial

To injure yourself (at work or play) that makes others look at you and shake their heads.

"I pulled a Marcial at work today"

"Really what did you do"

"Caught a swinging chain in the mouth, chipping my tooth!"

"Yea, that's pulling a Marcial alright"

by OoPs-tk November 28, 2013

Pulling a Noel

To not have any sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.

Hey man, you hook up with girl from the bar last night?
No, she said she wasn't interested.
Jesus Christ man, you've been seriously pulling a Noel recently.

by azurite132 March 3, 2015