The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by a monster truck.
by MuffinFarts February 3, 2019
Get the National Fortnite Day mug.A day where rape is acceptable (it is never acceptable, if you rape sombody, rot in hell!). This day was made by men who think rape is funny and not something that is harmful. They also think harrasment, pedophilia, sexual harrasment, and much more is acceptable. Rape is a horrible thing. Stay safe ladies and all those who identify as female. It is said to be April 24th, so be extra careful. Try to have an item to protect yourself with at all times; taser, pepper spray, knife (if legal), brass knuckles or knuckle knives. A pen is also somewhat effective. Your elbow is a very strong bone. Stay safe y'all.
Someone identified as male: *whistles or tries to touch identified female*
Someone identified as female: leave me alone
Someone identified as male: chill shawty, its national rape day *says slurs of any sort*
Someone identified as female: that's not a real thing, leave me the fuck alone
Someone identified as male: *tries to get substantially closer*
Someone identified as female: *staps (with self defense object), jabs male in face with elbow or kick in crotch area, anything and runs*
remember, you are valid, you are not an object, stay safe. or at lease know how to use your elbow bone to jab. also you can keep a pen in your posession to stap with.
Someone identified as female: leave me alone
Someone identified as male: chill shawty, its national rape day *says slurs of any sort*
Someone identified as female: that's not a real thing, leave me the fuck alone
Someone identified as male: *tries to get substantially closer*
Someone identified as female: *staps (with self defense object), jabs male in face with elbow or kick in crotch area, anything and runs*
remember, you are valid, you are not an object, stay safe. or at lease know how to use your elbow bone to jab. also you can keep a pen in your posession to stap with.
by a girl who cares about people April 14, 2021
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Get the Hacky Sack Day mug.A daily email sent to those on the Urban Dictionary newsletter mailing list. The 'Urban Word of the Day' is the word and definition selected for the day's newsletter. Most of these receive instant thumbs downs, as they are somewhat random, and most of the good words on this site are already taken.
As of today, 'SOML', 'iflml', and 'going multiball' are the three latest 'Urban Word of the Day's. Each has at least twice as many downward thumbs as there are thumbs up.
by LeeEyeLa June 5, 2009
Get the Urban Word of the Day mug.A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
by Al Benedict February 5, 2008
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Bro 1: "Yo man it's sick that classes got cancelled today. You tryin to shred this powder up?"
Bro 2: "Nah man I think I'm gonna hit up my snow day girl, throw on a movie, and sip on some hot coco."
Bro 2: "Nah man I think I'm gonna hit up my snow day girl, throw on a movie, and sip on some hot coco."
by Mr. Moves December 18, 2010
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