eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.

It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.

by QuacksO October 19, 2019

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Bitch-eye

Used when a random fat guy sits beside you in a cafeteria and his fat meat frequently hits you and makes you rage.

Josh: My gosh why does his fat meat keep hitting me:
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.

by Espirago May 5, 2021

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Queer Eye

a Netflix original serving as a reboot of Bravo's 2003 show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", debuting in 2018. it stars the Fab 5, four gay men and a sexually fluid man (two of which are married), who try to make the life of "heroes" (who are basically nominees for the show) a little better over the course of a week.

It stars:
Antoni Porowski - food and wine expert (originally Ted Allen from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Food and Wine Connoisseur")
Bobby Berk - design expert (originally Thom Filicia from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Design Doctor")
Jonathan van Ness - grooming expert (originally Kyan Douglas from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Grooming Guru")
Karamo Brown - culture and lifestyle expert (originally Jai Rodriguez from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Culture Vulture")
Tan France - fashion expert (originally Carson Kressley from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Fashion Savant")

~ a scene from when I introduce a friend to the show ~

me to my friends: have y'all seen that show Queer Eye, on Netflix?
friend 1 (who has Netflix): no, but its premise sounds promising
friend 2 (who also has Netflix): OH MY GOD, YAAAAAS, HUNTY. I AM LIVING FOR THESE SICKENING FIVE MEN.
friend 3 (who doesn't have Netflix, but has seen the Fab 5's photos): damn, i don't have that much money. but yeah, i agree. these five men are so fine and so hot.

by KayeEyyyOurElle May 25, 2020

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