sante eyes

If you actually searched this up you’re stupid

Sante eyes were used to troll people on the internet this trend started in 1924

by HATINHAT292 February 19, 2022

ey

a flat ass bitch that still manages to gets dudes

Ey come here and show us you’re flat ass

by cheesey_butter May 28, 2020

Sly eyeing

Slyly looking at another's body with sexual intent.
(Slying)

I could feel eyes on me when I walked into the room. As I turned around he looked down. I knew he'd been checking me out. He gave me the shivers. Such a creep sly eyeing me!

by Mandystracted October 12, 2016

Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.

The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.

by Vaffangool February 7, 2018

Nanny eye

The name of a vagina that has been so worn out that it looks old and decrepit, much like a nanny.

Let me get a peek at that pussy... OH SHIT! I ain't going anywhere near that nanny eye!

by rachalrj88 June 9, 2015

Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid

Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!

by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023

Square Eyes

That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!

Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes

by Codsworthy August 23, 2019