Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.

Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."

by Opa Opa September 30, 2025

trump stew

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper

The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.

by sexpissdull February 2, 2025

Trumped the shark

For example, a campaign might "Trump the shark" if it starts to lose popularity, its quality decreases, or its ratings drop. The phrase can also be used to describe when the candidate becomes restless, engages in rambling personal attacks instead of policy discussion, or ultimately reaches the limits of public interest.

Trump's presidential campaign has Trumped the shark.

by Transientalias August 15, 2024

Trump

The ultimate sore loser.

Kevin lost the race by a good quarter mile, complaining as he crossed the finish line, he is such a trump

by tikikenny September 15, 2022

Trump you

An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.

"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"

"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"

by deadfoxtrip April 15, 2020

Trumps and Kirkos

The act of blowing/throwing neck

She said the corniest thing ever but I knew she was giving Trumps and Kirkos so I laughed anyway.

by oWe.9o November 17, 2025

Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

FDT

1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025