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Life

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I:n
F:ucked

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I’m so done with life.” “Life is hard.”
by Key and quilt October 15, 2019
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Life

You're born, you go to school, you get a job, (optional) you retire, you die.
That's how life is.
by Twight0931 April 14, 2021
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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
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DOUBJrag LIFE

Delivering on u beatings just released anger giving little infants fighting enemies.

Delivering on u broken justices releases anger giving little infants fighting energy.
Serpent dragon.

By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
DouBJraging rag wearing warlums doubjrag life gunslingers and HooooBJect HOMIES. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 7, 2022
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Life

A long water slide where you drown at the end
Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.
by datonegurl December 9, 2018
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The Half Life Point

A sudden turning point in how things in a category are made due to a revolutionary item created in that category
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)
George Lucas's Star Wars is like The Half Life Point of movie making.
by declandude25_newer May 21, 2022
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Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013
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