by xXDEVILSTHEORYXx August 11, 2022
Get the Savory hand pie mug.This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
Get the Hand hygiene audits mug.a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
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by Steezmiester June 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Bus Driver Hands mug.A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
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