get your friend called jade a gift day

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift

you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh

by kayyykayy May 13, 2021

Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends!

What you say when someone tells a really lame, boring story that had no point. After the person finishes, say it, usually in a chant, sometimes accompanied with clapping with each word

Joe: OMG, yesterday, I went to Starbucks and I got a mocha frap, and then there were no seats! So I had to stand around waiting until someone got up, and then I sat in their seat and i took out my laptop and I played freecell.
Tina: Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! (clap, clap, clap)

by I. M. Cold March 3, 2010

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend

International day of nudes from a girl friend

Guy: You know what day is today?
She: No, what day is?

Guy: Is 25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend
She: What?
Guy: You are supposed to pass me your nudes
She: Oh, ok!

by unitato.unitonto July 25, 2019

national punch your short ginger friend day

its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;

"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser

by YoMamma12345678910435425423657 February 8, 2023

I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.

random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

by vintx August 10, 2018

I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

by lmaosure December 4, 2020