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Abuse your friend day

An international holiday where people must abuse their friends in whatever way possible. It is celebrated on the 23rd February annually.
Abuse your friend day is coming up soon.
by DCVBREFD February 18, 2023
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wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.
by JennaSmith March 1, 2023
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All-time friend

Alltime friend is a friend who can hangout with you at night or having friend date during the morning time.
I can see you day or night and I’ll be still same honest Anička, I am your all-time friend.
by AnnaChe March 15, 2023
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Bernice’s Best friend

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
“Lol”
by OmegaEagle March 30, 2023
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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
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That one friend

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
by Quaxelia May 1, 2023
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