d-ja wheel?

“d-ja wheel?” is a quick way of asking someone if they had sex. It’s short for “did you wheel?” Which is asking “did you have sex?” The context for asking this question is when someone tells an innocent story of an interaction with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it’s asked to interrupt a boring story with an inappropriate question as a fun way to bust someone’s balls and end a useless conversation. The more times it’s asked for every little conversation the funnier it is.

Rick: I was helping Stacy’s mom move some furniture…
Steven: d-ja wheel?
Rick: I was moving an armoire…
Steven: yeah, but did you wheel??
Rick: no 😡 I was in her basement and …
Steven: kinky, so ja-wheel?
Rick: forget it. 🤬

by utardedcunt May 7, 2024

d-nugg

Term for a hefty pending bowel movement, usually used among groups of guy friends who aren't bro's, and where "I have to take a shit" has become boring and overused.

Dude, I have to seriously drop the biggest d-nugg right now...

by Misterperfect February 19, 2010

bobby d

definitely a simp. dates highly overage guys

that bobby d kid needs to stop going for overage boys.

by yeezybygah April 1, 2020

K-D-BOMB

Stands for Keep Da Bitch Off My Back. My boss coined this phrase/code after I nagged him for months about something. He finally told the building manager to do whatever it took to K-D-BOMB. Now it comes in handy pretty often.

1. Whatever it takes to K-D-BOMB in this situation.
2. Hey I need a K-D-BOMB till this meeting is over.

by Pig granny November 15, 2013

National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

B A N D

The family that everybody wants. Woodwinds are like the parents, and the B A N D director is god. Don’t forget the sheer crackhead energy of the low brass and percussion barreling past to get some cheeks 🏃🏽 ♂️💨

“Man, B A N D class must be so much fun!” said a loser who’s not in B A N D.

by superior squidward May 26, 2021

The Flying D

When you use your fully erect penis to hit someone, i.e. your friend or lover, in the face. You must run across the room adjacent of the target, yelling their name; at the mid way point of the room, to gain their attention, then aiming for the nose of said person after jumping in the air, bringing your erect penis down like a drop kick.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.

"Frank... I hate you..."
"Why?"
"Because I think you broke my nose when you gave me the Flying D."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 24, 2017