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Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."
"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."
by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024
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Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."
"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."
by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024
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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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Trump

To Trump is to obtain or complete something by what ever lawful loophole or use of secondary party credential allowed under local/state/or federal law; To bypass usual avenues.
"I'm gonna Trump these fools." ; "What I gotta do to Trump this" "He Trumped his way to what he has."
by VinnyViscious July 8, 2022
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tiana trump

A famous pornstar that you should not know of until 18
I hope your mom is like Tiana trump because she would have alot of sex if so
by CEMIYENTOSOCIETY July 8, 2022
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Pull-a-Trump

To claim you are a winner, when in reality you are not.
They lost the football game, but then they pull-a-trump and claim they won.

I'm just going to pull-a-trump and say that I won.
by anonymous July 14, 2022
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Trump supporter

A trump supporter is somebody who is either a 12 year old boy who plays Fornite and has no idea who trump is and just supports him because it's "cool" or a 50 year old man named Bubba who rides motorcycles to the nearby Walmart and back. Trump supporters come in VARIATIONS and most are dangerous.
Person 1: I love being an American with a middle wage McDonald's job and no dad!! It makes life so much better!
Person 2: so your a trump supporter...?
by Savannah Walters July 17, 2022
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