Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage

That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.

by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020

Gene Roddenberry Syndrome

When the creator of a successful, long-running franchise seems to misunderstand their own creation on a fundamental level. Named for the creator of Star Trek.

George Lucas really messed up with the Star Wars prequels. He’s got Gene Roddenberry Syndrome.

by thorsplammer May 10, 2018

nostrodomus effect syndrome

the obsession or phobia of a 2012 apocolypse, and or someone who constantly warns of the apocolypse or the show "the nostrodomus effect".

manguy1 : dude why do you look so jittery

manguy2: YOU DIDNT KNOW! I have the nostrodomus effect syndrome.

by mamaumpapa February 25, 2011

Winter Titty Syndrome

Winter Titty Syndrome (WTS) occurs when a combination of cold air and friction from shirts rub against the chest area. Most commonly, the chest area becomes dry and chapped, often itchy.

"Winter Titty Syndrome is best cured with the blood of baby seals!", says Sarah Palin.

by SteveBoat The DreamBoat January 11, 2010

Phantom Cock Syndrome

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.

(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?

by Dr Adam Fuxwell December 27, 2018

corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins & minerals. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues.

In looking at the consumers that frequent Wal-Mart, especially "The People of Walmart" shown on the entertainment web site, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS. They are fat, sick, and nearly dead.

by Greg M. Houck May 29, 2018

Mean Man Syndrome

When a man must act mean at all times to feel good about himself. He probably has an uncircumcised penis and is self conscious in crowds.

Do you know that guy Peter? You know, the guy with mean man syndrome who always says mean things and is kind of ugly and tall?

by Drwifey2005 October 9, 2015