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National Ask out your crush day

Me - Hey Allison, Will you go out with me??
Allison - Omg i was gonna ask you that because it’s national ask out your crush day!!!
by Jeffrey SkirtShit September 29, 2019
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National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee
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All girls and boys give your crush a hug or kiss on the cheek good luck
It's national give your crush a hug or kiss
by Zai Lovett October 16, 2019
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National Slap Your Tallest Friend day

National slap your tallest fried day is on November 4th .
Remember you can only slap them if they are 5 '3 or taller
Walk up to them ask if you can slap them because its "National Slap Your Tallest Friend Day", if they say no you can still slap them either way.
by Banananior November 3, 2021
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National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!
by Levi the G December 10, 2019
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National F*ck Dress Code Week

The week before Thanksgiving is National F*ck Dress Code Week at school (unless you have uniforms).
"Why are you wearing that?" "That's dress code!"

"No it's not, it's National F*ck Dress Code Week
by TheGaysAreHere November 21, 2019
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