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ctrl-n

What you press to quickly go to incognito mode in Google Chrome. Many men use this to quickly watch porn without it going into their browser history.
"Yo, I only ctrl-n, it's the quickest way to bust a nut"
by John1472 October 11, 2017
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n+1

A phrase most commonly used by the bicycling community, n+1 refers to the amount of a thing one should own, a thing which they are obsessed with and brings joy.

The correct number of bikes to own is n+1. While the minimum number of bikes one should own is three, the correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned.

The equation n+1 can also be used to describe pizza, beer, puppies, or even autographed baseball cards.
John B: "I'm really considering buying a road bike to go a bit faster and have in addition to my townie and mountain bike, but don't know if that would be too many bikes."

Nate C: "N+1 my friend, go buy that bike!"
by miatamadness March 11, 2022
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dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.
What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.
by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017
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A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.
Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting
by Nagitoe January 31, 2021
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orlando N

orlando likes guys and is a big LGBTQIA+ activist he loves his boyfriend lewis and kisses him while watching anime
person: guys i saw orlando N at the gay pride parade

Orlando N: yes i kissed a guy
everyone: we know
by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS June 20, 2022
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dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.
(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.
by eck07 November 21, 2018
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This designates either a subject at school/university, which studies some phenomenon that no one is ever curious about, or a topic of conversation that is absolutely stultifying (boring beyond one's ability to cope).

Formation:
"boring" (Eng. adj.) + "-atics" (Gr. suffix, meaning "the science of")
Etymology:
Created on the spur of the moment by etymology-savvy internauts
Semantically related to:
Umberto Eco's "tetrapiloctomia" - the (intellectual) activity of splitting hairs
Lexically related to:
pragmatics
boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

Anon. student about his professor: He's teaching Boringatics (n.).

Anon. student: I've got to study for my boringatics exam (adj.).

Anon: I am reading Lucretius' poem, De Rerum Natura.
Anon's friend: Boringatics! (interj.)
by elle.ninho March 14, 2011
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