mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

fart blart

When you throw up and fart at the same time its a fart blart..

I dont feel good..
Maybe you have to fart blart
oh yeah it made me feel better
thanks

by Fart Blart February 13, 2017

Pussy fart

When a person's vagina accidentally/purposefully farts. Also can be known as a "queef"

Me: "Lol James guess what"
James: "What"
Me: "I just pussy farted"
James: "Lol gross"

by john.lennon80 July 2, 2022

fart

butt injection

he farted

by gthgdfhdhdhdghdghdfgh April 19, 2018

Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Reverse fart cup

When you think you are farting on your significant other, but their hand is there and they throw it back at you.

I thought i was farting on her, but she reverse fart cupped me.

by Apeisabitch December 24, 2019

Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 27, 2021