Cap Your Dog

a) A saying to call someone out on their lying ways

- What is said to someone who is lying
b)To put a cap on your dog

Person 1: "Dude I got with these two absolute BADDIES last night"
Person 2: "Cap your dog"

by peebs4lyfe January 11, 2023

My Dog James

My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny

friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.

by YourLocalApple January 13, 2022

Dog face filter

A horribly over used snapchat filter that is classified as a #basicbitch or #basicbro symptom.

Ryan's dog face filter is basic, cringe worthy, and great for weeding out followers.

by Mamaof22015 February 8, 2018

Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

knock the dog down

To masturbate. (Male)

Wife came home early, I couldn't even knock the dog down.

by durdencheins June 20, 2017

butt-dog ugly

Someone so ugly, they look like a dog's butt.

Chris is butt-dog ugly.

by Kupkake March 4, 2005

N-Space Dog

A dog that exists in any N-Space, as opposed to a normal dog in 3-Space. Derived from the theorem that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line between them in any n space. A regular dog knows this in 3-space, so an N-Space dog knows this in N-Space.

I wrote all my notes on my N-Space Dog, do you think the professor will let me use it during the test?

by NSpaceDog December 11, 2011