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dick humid

When it is humid enough outside to make your balls sweat.
Man, it sure is dick humid out here today!!!
by Rick James Bitch 1489578 October 29, 2008
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unruly dick

Unruly dick has two meanings:

1.) A dick that wont stop getting erect at inappropriate moments

2.) The person in charge of town/country/planet/business who monumentally screws over everyone underneath him
1.) RJ was never invited to weddings due to a unruly dick

2.) George Bush and Tony Blair were unruly dicks
by Princess Sweetpea August 13, 2014
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phenomenal dick

phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!

Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
by Joyce Cruz April 11, 2008
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piggy dick

A small penis either slighly curved and/or twisted
Girl: i was gonna bang simon till he whipped it out and it was a piggy dick, i ran as soon as i saw it
by XenoInfrared June 5, 2016
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Dick Steelisms

The words or phrases or innuendos used by the actor on Youtube Dick Steel of the K-CUF Crew.
Roswell73:"Hey that girl can do that dance to me"
Dick Steel:"Ha Ha, he means in a sexual manner"
Roswell73:"Nice use of Dick Steelisms"
Dick Steel:"I know"
by steelmaniac17 July 21, 2009
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tiger dick

A huge ass dick bigger then a dragons!
by Emo yaoi~ March 19, 2017
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[dick dips]

having sex, essentially dipping one's dick into a vagina.
"I was doing dick dips all night last night."

"I've been doing dick dips on so many broads lately that I'm getting tired."

"Sarah is sore from all the dick dips last night."

"Birds love it when I take them out for some dick dips."
by noelcarrick January 3, 2009
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