Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Used as a phrase in general sarcasm and happiness

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing, girl

by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

nuts in a vice

the new age metal hardcore rock crap,i refer to nuts in a vice by the annoying screaming idiotic sound coming from the singers mouth.ALSO SEE (1 TURN TIGHTER)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH!!!!!!GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!MRAHHHHHH!!!!

SIMILAR TO THE SOUND U MAKE WEN U HAVE YOUR NUTS IN A VICE

by Mac Money September 2, 2005

A background character in Naruto

Not really noticed, kinda like a "hey, I'm just here" They usually do the most out of anybody, but nobody really notices them (Senpai, notice me!), so they just stay back there and act useless, like Hinata. That's right, Sakura is more useful than Hinata. If you disagree with me, Have you ever watched Naruto Shippuden?

Hey, I'm just gonna stand here and be useful but nobody notices how much I do, so I am A background character in Naruto.

by FatRatsForLife May 13, 2020

Straight up no word of a lie

Basically, a long way of saying that something is true. Especially funny if you can get an adult, especially a teacher to say it because it makes them sound like they're trying to be hip. Can also be used in question form (e.g. 2)

Example 1
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Really?
Person 1) Straight up no word of a lie

Example 2
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Straight up no word of a lie?
Person 1) Hell yeah!

by Will_100 November 2, 2009