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John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.
Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"
by anonymous June 7, 2018
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Johns mom

Darians bitch
Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.
by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023
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John

John a.k.a To Quynh Phu is a nice and friendly guy who loves bananas.

His Discord: FruityBoi#8534
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John Lovgren

Drama queen, dark web adopted, salt mining crackhead
Yo why are you being a John Lovgren?
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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John Tyler Gray

John tyler gray.

He is a giant

He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)

He is inlove with Beckham Lu.

We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute
John Tyler Gray is so cute

John Tyler Gray loves his girlfriend
by Rizzlybear 😜 November 22, 2023
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Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like
Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET
by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024
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John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(
are you with john today or do i get to see you
by gusisbus April 21, 2021
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