shit on a priest

An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.

Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?

Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!

by Jacobss January 23, 2019

Usa shit

What foreigners say when they see some hypocritical american comment on the internet.

Did this americunt just said america number 1!!?? how about he looks at his country's social issues, the government brainwashing, sjw shitstorms and black people demandings before talking shit of other countries? Fucking usa shit

by Noonecareswhoiam February 6, 2018

Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 6, 2017

foam shit

When you drink excessive amounts of beer and the next time you use the restroom, your fecal matter has a foamyfrothy texture to it.

Dick Navy drank an 18 pack on his own last night. He’s gonna take a serious foam shit...

#TheGoldTeam

by Miggy the Machete November 2, 2017

Lucky Shit

Luck in literal shit...

It is a common Russian superstition that bird feces are good luck

Thanks Dwyane Wade, the 13 time NBA allstar that believes this too

I just lost my faith in humanity

One of the weirdest superstitions is lucky shit.

by peoplearecrazy April 16, 2022

Encore shit

When a person takes a shit, assumes they are finished, washes up and then realizes there is more shit coming.

I thought I was don't with my massive deuce, but had to sit back down for an encore shit.

by bokonon82 March 7, 2018

speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 7, 2020