Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.

Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Parker

My daddy

Parker is my hentai daddy

by Sophiasabitch March 16, 2023

Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

Parker Lang

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis

Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.

by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023

parkskolen

Parkskolen is the place you die. It's basically a prison, once you go in you never go out...

"We are sentencing the criminal with life sentence at Parskolen"
"Oh nooo I'm never getting out of Parkskolen"

by Joeycoolguy123 April 19, 2023

parker treu

a big hot man

god that big hot man is big and hot, hes a parker treu

by parker treu April 27, 2023