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John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of
John is annoying asf
by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021
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John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."
by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022
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John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
John Phone is calling, wyd?
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
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logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian
logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts
by kartrasjoans October 21, 2022
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John Rosado Anderson

The ultimate stoner
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
God dammit John Rosado Anderson, please stop smoking weed,
by Andithegamercat2 March 29, 2023
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John McGlinn

One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.
He just gave mork 3 points for an ass pic. He’s such a John McGlinn.
by Costa1234 July 25, 2019
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tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john
Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John
by Mikachu April 26, 2015
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