national dumb bitch day

a day to celebrate that one dumb bitch we all know and hate. a day to celebrate them!

“stacy we’re here to celebrate you!”
“why?”
“it’s national dumb bitch day!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

national chicken sandwich day

National chicken sandwich day is when you make yourself a chicken sandwich or order it from any place that has chicken sandwiches to celebrate the day august 14th

oh man..! it’s national chicken sandwich day! Let me order a chicken sandwich off of chick fil a

by CuteBlackGirl7 August 14, 2024

National Shauka Day

August 23rd

National Shauka Day

The day the prettiest princess alive was born

A:Hey did you know it's National Shauka Day today
B: oh damn I didn't know that's super cool

by Zisnumber1 August 15, 2024

national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

National Gabriela Day

Today is a day where you celebrate the great Spanish Gabriela. Gabriela is a Spanish fiery red head who is known for her never-ending studies and uniquely humorous personality. Be sure to give your Gabriela a big hug and a finger up the ass since she’s probably into that. Have an awesome day freakiela!

National Gabriela Day is a day to celebrate YOUR Gabriela. In this case, MY Gabriela.

by Tintard April 8, 2025

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025