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John

John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison
Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later

Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
by Dave5473464 September 21, 2019
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John

John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.

He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.
Senpai - Show submission and obey your master.

John - Step on me
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John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth
Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot
by The John Bridge May 7, 2025
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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"
Me: Sup
John: Hey Man
by Owluminati December 1, 2021
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Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly
That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John
by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023
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John Tyler Gray

John tyler gray.

He is a giant

He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)

He is inlove with Beckham Lu.

We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute
John Tyler Gray is so cute

John Tyler Gray loves his girlfriend
by Rizzlybear 😜 November 22, 2023
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Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like
Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET
by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024
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