Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.

Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.

by sooosalty January 29, 2017

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb

i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

by arandomdudelol September 7, 2023

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Jack

Very gay can some times be funny and a very strange human being however he can be nice, loving and sexual!!!

Fuck you Jack!

Friend-Who is the weirdest person of all time?
Me-Jack

by Heelomynameisyournan October 15, 2021

size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who did she want to sleep with?
Probably William. She’s such a size jack and he’s pretty average.

by MayContray January 9, 2021