He's bleeding EVERYWHERE

Bad hit detection in video games, especially when it favors the person who is clearly being hit.

407: *Shoots Moo Snuckel like a thousand times and he doesn't die*

"HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024

Blindo or blendo

Whimsical combination of "blind" and "bender" or" blender" .

As we can use it like what a "big blindo blender "

Big blindo blender

Blindo or blendo is a funny and playful informal word .

by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.

Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success

by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024

minty citrus blend

• 1 cup fresh orange juice
• 1 banana, frozen
• 1/4 cup greek yogurt
• 1 tbsp mint toothpaste
• handful of mint leaves
• 1/2 cup ice

STEPS:

1. In a blender, combine orange juice, banana, greek yogurt, mint toothpaste, mint leaves, and ice.

2. Blend until smooth and creamy.

3. Pour into glass and garnish with mint leaves.

4. enjoy this revitalizing drink!

Hey, do you wanna try some Minty Citrus Blend?

by Seriva-Intrana July 8, 2024

oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Disgusting food ewww

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

hovering the bleachers

moving around in generally the right area;

playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.

(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.

by Toa56584 October 22, 2024