Douche Bag Fag

Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).

"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."

by He of One Letter May 21, 2009

A bag of black cock

A girl, preferbly white, who has had sex with several black men.

That hoe is a bag of black cock. She slept with Jamarcus and Roger in the same nite.

by Smokey Jones 69 April 23, 2007

A Bag o' Beagles

Adjective used to describe the appearance of a person's posterior, when they are wearing too-tight pants and are currently in motion. Just visualize a sack with several small dogs inside.

"Honey, do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"No, dear, it looks like a bag o' beagles."

by Calico August 1, 2007

t-bag whore

A whore that is infected with a large quantity of STDs and then sleeps with tons of people, infecting them. This effect is similar to when a tea bag is placed in water. The tea spreads throughout the water.

That t-bag whore down the street gave the whole neighborhood gonorrhea.

by genomstic April 20, 2008

Dirty Tea Bag

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.

She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.

by Sebastian Cannon June 2, 2008

Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

A cranky douche bag of epic proportions

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.

by karment August 26, 2010

Eggerman your bags

An overwhelming need to bring carry on luggage on a flight as opposed to checking your bags.

Do you have checked luggage or did you Eggerman your bags?

by Vinny Monahan November 25, 2016