Rock and Pop

Music made by constipated cats

I was tired of music by other animals so I got a rock and pop cd made by constipated cats.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020

popped sausage

When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing

Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week

by Rubenuben September 4, 2016

Popped Egg

A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.

**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!

Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!

Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!

The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.

Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!

by ShookWooker April 8, 2021

Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.

Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.

by Blechorous May 11, 2016

pop punk

a bunch of mediocre white men in their 30s still writing songs about high school and kissing underage girls.

person A: what are you listening to?

Person B: Blink-182. They’re my favorite pop punk band

by twoheadedmother September 28, 2021

let me pop your cherry

Let me take your v-card

comon let me pop your cherry.

by Riei December 23, 2024

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021