Lazer Guy

A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)

Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”

by Aivariux April 17, 2022

The GayK guy

Someone who watches only Brandon Herrera and thinks he knows as much about guns as him and says shit he says in his videos and only knows about guns cause of him.

The GayK guy: put your finger away from the trigger gun safety rule numb

Arm and gun filming an ASMR video:
Shut the fuck up you are saying shit Brandon Said aka Source number 2 of teenagers learn about guns next to source number 1 Call of Duty.

by WarFather May 17, 2023

guy still lives with mum

you

Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.

by MrMaddddd March 7, 2020

411 guy

When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.

Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.

by Solid Mantis May 7, 2019

That guy

That one friend of yours who who is a time and energy vampire, always asks for favors, and creates drama. Meanwhile, all your other friends are chill af and cause no problems with you.

I need a new best friend, even though I've known him for 20 years, he is totally that guy..

by SoNotThatGuy June 18, 2016

guys and dolls

a really good musical about gambling in new york

timmy:*sees guys and dolls*
also timmy:bravo

by raybeez April 8, 2022

That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025