one stroke wonder

Dennis cummings

dennis is one stroke wonder king

by daddylongdeek January 6, 2019

Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

by Uncle boozer July 2, 2018

off one's trump

Unhinged; temperamentally unsuited for one's position.

The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 8, 2018

one eyed dolphin

When you are fucking a girl from behind and you shove your thumb in her ass and she turn her head and makes a noise like a dolphin saying , “ nuh uh, nuh uh” in disapproval of having a thumb shoved her ass.

I was fucking this back page girl from behind the other day I shoved my thumb in her ass and she gave me the one eyed dolphin.

by Rustyshackelford3 May 31, 2018

One nut wonder

Aidon Smith

One nut wonder just passed by us.
(Aidon Smith)

by One nut wonderr June 4, 2018

One Week Nighter

When you smash a girl for one entire week every night,but then dump her the following week

Xavier: Would you have a one nighter with Tasha?
Adam: Nah, I'm finna have a one week nighter with her.

by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018

one crunchy boy

One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.

WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND £60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY

by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018