pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

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Simp King

King Simp or Simp King is a male who is overly desperate for the approval of women and will use anything at his disposal by (sacrificing his money, power, his time, his freedom, his manhood, his dignity or his self-esteem) to get a woman to love him.

Michael B. Jordan is a Simp King for bowing down to Lori Harvey.

by #TheQuickness April 3, 2021

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King Vive

1. The owner of survival Minecraft Server Darkhelmet (DHMC)
2. A gigantic fart

All hail King Vive
I call this the King Vive: FFFFBBBBBHHHHHFFBBLLRRRTTTT

by Jonathan Momelius June 15, 2020

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King koosh

Really good pot, some people call it king

This is some king koosh right here!

by King koosh January 8, 2017

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The Him King

The king of all hims; the most powerful him.

"Hey isn't that Solo?"
"You mean the him king?"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

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dirty Derek King benn NE

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.

I wanna dirty derek King benn NE my dad so bad

by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025

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