Swingset Fingers

Used to describe the scent and/or taste of male’s dirty fingers. Specifically when the flavor resembles that of a rusty iron chain on a public park’s swing after you’ve been gripping it with clammy hands

Things were getting steamy and I started to suck on his fingers... I was devastated to find out he had some gnarly swingset fingers. The taste was unforgettable but eerily familiar.

The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.

by Madlibsss January 22, 2021

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Fingering Bum

An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.

"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"

by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021

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No Finger February

NFF (No Finger February) is the day where girls can't masturbate at all. No finger shall be close to the vagina at all, you can't touch it at all! If you do then you lose NFF (No Finger February)

Girl: omg hey did you here it's NFF?

Boy: what's NFF?

Girl: it's No Finger February girls can't masturbate at all
Boy: oh kinda like NNN (No Nut November) but for girls haha sucks for you

by I fucked your dog January 24, 2021

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Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.

Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”

by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021

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Finger Painting

When you cum on a girls stomach or back and then use your fingers to spell out words or messages or draw pictures.

So I was fucking my check right, and I pull out my cock and came on her stomach. Then I used finger painting to write “We’re done” to let her know that our relationship had reached its conclusion. I think she got the message

by Enk75 January 28, 2021

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