happy monkey

a phrase used in place of Holy shit

Happy Monkey thats hot!

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum

The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.

by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009

Big Monkey Wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011

angry monkey face

When a man blows his load on a woman's face then pulls out a handful of pubes and throws them on her cummy face.

Gave a bird angry monkey face last night. Good job I didn't shave my pubes

by Blackdragonchjt February 27, 2016

Monkey D. Luffy

That one dude from One Piece who is probably homosexual considering how much he likes putting meat in his mouth.

Girl: "I like Monkey D. Luffy!"
Man: "He is gay"

by Jeef The Dumbass July 21, 2022

Bombastic Slay Monkey

have you ever met some so cool and awesome and talented that you cant find a compliment to give them? this is it. you can only say this to someone who is very vitelavadina. examples of bombastic slay monkeys: shakira, beyonce, pitbull, tupac, missy cooper

Girl 1#: I learned how to swim!!
Girl 2#: BOMBASTIC SLAY MONKEY

by vitelavadina June 12, 2023