happy monkey

a phrase used in place of Holy shit

Happy Monkey thats hot!

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum

The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.

by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009

Big Monkey Wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011

Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

sing like a monkey

when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.

she likes to sing like a monkey at night...

by iukek1n1 July 19, 2010

Gong Show Monkey

a hockey term for a player, usually a grinder, who most players think is crazy.

Marty McSorely was a gong show monkey for the LA Kings.

by slapshot October 11, 2008