urr..mom..com

it means my besti

Person 1 : hello! urr..mom..com<3
Person 2: aw heyy ur my fav urr..mom..com

by leviramos January 3, 2022

Hot Mom Syndrome

When one’s Mother is so incredibly hot that they start to feel sick.

Kevin started to feel sick out of no where, he must have Hot Mom Syndrome.

by I<3 MILFs June 9, 2022

Stacy’s Mom

The mom of a girl in your class who you want to fuck.

Damn!! Stacy’s Mom is such a milf!

by Lil Bape Mask April 16, 2020

Your mom

Something I was doing last night

I was doing your mom

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

Your mom

Something I fuck often

BLM 😩
(Bang local moms)

Jimmy: I was pulling out the drive way right-
Preston: I was pulling out of your MOM last night.

by Mommy.. milkers.. January 6, 2022

blue haired mom

A MILF to a crip member

"Damn that's one fine blue haired mom"a

by Pussay420 May 26, 2017

Your Mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.

by numberseven,manurinatesonfello March 8, 2022