Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

Poop

Poop, or commonly worded as a "little shat," is the organism that comes out of your rear and plops right in the toilet. Now, when you take a "little shat," it fills you're bathroom up with toxic fumes that no one should breathe in. But, even if stinky or vile, poop is the key factor in benefiting the survival of humans and organisms, so keep your butt dirty and stinky, as by doing so you'll save every last living creature for years to come! stinky sticky brown yummy

"You're dog had to go and poop in my garden, oh and you're doing it too!"

by Squit_Facts May 22, 2019

poop

an elementary schoolers way to define the thing that comes out of your arse

kid- i did a poop
mom- ok

by BELUGA UWU February 23, 2022

poop

soggy mess from ur rear end!!!!!!!

"i just did a WET poop"

by POOPIE IN PANTIES February 24, 2022

poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

Poop

The funniest word ever created. Often used to describe the brown stuff that comes out of your butt, but most of the time people use it without meaning.

Friend 1: poop
Friend 2: *starts laughing*

by Kleinathan binson January 13, 2020

Poop Bridge

When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.

"Aw man I ran out of toilet paper, now a poop bridge is going to form!"

by ShitEatingBunnyGrin March 20, 2024