guy baldwin

the best gamer ever even better than pewdiepie or mr beast

person 1: omg i love the air force
person 2: well i love guy baldwin gaming

by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022

The third guy

In a presidential election, since there are two candidates, (Republican and Democrat) there is often a "third" delegate; someone else running as an "Independent" whom nobody has ever heard of.

I didn't like either of the candidates, so I voted for the third guy.

by Mercana March 21, 2020

Tech Guy

The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot

I’m friends with a Tech Guy

by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021

Basic White Guy

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card

Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.

by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024

Guy-friend

A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.

Guy-friend.....

by Sadie——- June 1, 2020

fart guy

a guy that likes to fart

Oh god, Fart guy did it again.

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

Star Guy

Someone that is dating hibob and is planning to get married soon

Star Guy is so much in love with hibob right now

by Snurfles April 12, 2022