happy monkey

happy teh fkn monkey
by y0 August 16, 2003
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Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.
Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.
by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011
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Big Monkey Wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.
He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.
by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008
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guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum
The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.
by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009
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smelly monkey

Get away from me you smelly monkey”
by Moneytrip$ February 26, 2018
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uber monkey

one who is being an entirely reprehensible person. someone who resorts back to their primal instincts i.e. "monkeys".
1.) Jeff totally ripped her school book in half. UBER MONKEY!!!!
by apryllake January 11, 2008
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