Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

dick gloss

Shiny, sometimes sparkly lubrication for dick sucking lips.

Dick gloss, apply directly to the cockhead.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2009

Dick bounce

When a man has an erection and uses his penile muscle to make his dick move back and forth, like bouncing; or as a man ejaculates and his penis moves up and down, or to bounce.

My favorite part of the porno is when he does the dick bounce.

by klm9023 August 1, 2016

dick-door

noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.

After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.

by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

dick dentist

some one who sends most of there time with a dick in there mouth.

i love the dick dentist.

by douchemonkey October 29, 2009

marriage dick

When the dick is so good, You should Marry him for it.

Stephanie: "Girl, He made me cum 9 times last night!"
Lexie: "He has that Marriage Dick Girl! You better lock that guy down!"

by Trick_Killa September 22, 2017

Dick Steelisms

The words or phrases or innuendos used by the actor on Youtube Dick Steel of the K-CUF Crew.

Roswell73:"Hey that girl can do that dance to me"
Dick Steel:"Ha Ha, he means in a sexual manner"
Roswell73:"Nice use of Dick Steelisms"
Dick Steel:"I know"

by steelmaniac17 July 21, 2009