An individual who is slow; spacey, a little to happy, off the ball, picked last, generally oblivious
by Spacerock33 June 19, 2017
like grey rocking but instead of creating disinterest by fading out you act like a crazy person until they decide they don't want to interact with you
she wouldn't leave me alone when we broke up so I lava rocked her by sending her a bunch of crazy messages when I was drunk
by themanwiththeplan October 05, 2022
An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.
Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
by PubicHairManiac March 02, 2018
by Obama Bin Laden January 05, 2023
it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd
oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool
rayan: no i have not what is this product
rayan: no i have not what is this product
by THE J!!! March 10, 2022
A social gathering of people to participate in a multitude of different activites. The act of Rock Banding usally begins with one subject being the focus of the time. But as the event continues actvities will change often as the participants grow bored with the previous event. On occasion multipul events will take place at the same time allowing for people to move between activites.
Planning of the event will usually be done quickly. People often receving notice of the event less that 12 hours before the event, if not right before event begins.
Planning of the event will usually be done quickly. People often receving notice of the event less that 12 hours before the event, if not right before event begins.
"Dude we all went Rock Banding last night over at this one guys place. We all started listing to music but wound up playing Football in the back yard."
by bioguy7 June 15, 2009