poop clapping

shitting into your hands and then clapping aggressively

person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night

by bug juice October 23, 2023

poop

an elementary schoolers way to define the thing that comes out of your arse

kid- i did a poop
mom- ok

by BELUGA UWU February 23, 2022

Poop

its you

Scenario in a house u arent alowed 2 swear
Solomon:hey ur shat!
Bita:Watch ur profanity! its "hey ur poop"

by wata pseudonym June 11, 2018

Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013