Access Deadbeat

A custodial parent who does not honour access agreements in place for the other parent to see a child as an agreement of separation or divorce when there are children involved.

The goal is to “punish” the non-custodial parent by alienating the affections of the child.

Usually the first step in the parental alienation process.

An access deadbeat will endanger the emotional health of the child for his/her own personal satisfaction.

This term does not favour one gender, as both men and women can lay claim to the title.

This access deadbeat will not let me see our child; we had an agreement!

by UpLift September 22, 2016

trade deadline syndrome

A feeling or attitude that sports GMs get around the trade deadline that often makes them agree to trade deals that they would normally have rejected.

Sports fan 1: What? Why did they trade him?
Sports fan 2: (sighs) Just another victim of trade deadline syndrome...

by Wordsboy99 January 18, 2017

yhorm deadzone

when ur too far away from yhorm to bait out his good attack but too close to get out of his oneshotting longrange attack

holy shiet, im in the yhorm deadzone, it was a nice run

by Synatic September 18, 2017

mr.deadmeme

when you use dead memes to much

stop using dead memes Gerardo your such a mr.deadmeme!

by Jk90pd May 16, 2018

full deadpool

Any kinky sex position which doesn’t have a name, or which has a name that isn’t as good as the Full Deadpool.

“Last night, Peter Parker and I did the Full Deadpool.”

by edens_halo August 11, 2018

sumo deadlift

A type of caveman workout that only a Patrick could make look pretty.

People used to avert their gaze during the Athens Sumo Deadlift competition, but then they laid their eyes on Patrick.

by Misanthropic Alpha May 29, 2019

The Deadbeat Conga

The position assumed by a penniless boyfriend when standing at a till behind his girlfriend who is once again paying for the waste of space loser.

Look over there at the counter,it’s Billy Bob doing the deadbeat conga with his new girl

It’s the only dance move he’s got

by Sir Paddy Pantsdown July 12, 2019