King time

is a time that king has all to himself with no one bothering him and he can do whatever he wants after he gets off at school, king hours are 11:20: to 3:00, if king doesn’t have king time he gets aggressive
Kayden: King I don’t have school today
King: welp looks like king time is ruined for today
by Kingof217 March 29, 2021
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king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
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A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)
My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!
by MossyMoe February 07, 2024
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Commissioner King

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013
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King Flumerfelt

A man that was blessed by the orgasm God's.. he gives orgasms to women so intense it sometimes kills them out of sheer pleasure..
Damn that guy's King Flumerfelt!
That girl looks like she just had a King Flumerfelt?
by Pussy samurai February 21, 2023
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King Flumerfelt

The master of orgasm. Blessed by the God's stone is written in his tongue and cock as he glides through the pussy of space!
Damn that guys king Flumerfelt!

That girl looks like she just had a Flumerfelt!
by Pussy samurai February 21, 2023
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king Murray

A Man so strong that god must have sculpted him him/herself. A man so loyal, to befriend him is to befriend god him/herself. This man is the only one that deserves to be with the goddess Jessica. This man is so humble you wouldn’t even know know it’s him. He will walk with you, sing with you, and cry with you if you need it. He is the kindest man you will meet and will make you laugh so much. He loves puns, Dad jokes and any other joke. He is known for his wonderful smile and charming heart. Strategically he is a genius so do not challenge him. To war with his Kingdom is to wage war with god. King Murray will never let you down and will always hold you up. There is only one in the world at any given time as two would be catastrophic for humanity. He is love, he is strength and he is Man.
Sean: Have you seen that guy over there helping that person with heavy things?

Derek: yeah that’s a King Murray right there.
by KidsoftheKing July 22, 2022
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