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Yo, i'm bout to rock his ass when i see him.
by ArkAngel NS76 April 16, 2016
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Steve Gorman Rocks

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations that involves your listeners with phone interaction and social media
On September 9, 2019, Steve Gorman Rocks began airing on select Westwood One radio affiliates
by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023
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Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”

“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”

“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
by But Sects November 22, 2023
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puffer rock

Euphemism for farting. Stepping on a puffer rock results in a crop dust.
Dad just stepped on a puffer rock!
by eEyore_21 April 12, 2011
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Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .
Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.
by P. Colot July 23, 2004
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Burgundian rock fucker

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.
"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."
by The Burgundian rock fucker January 5, 2023
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Lock rock

Vertical blade play on pocket-knives.
Yo, this M-Tech knife I picked up from Wal-Mart has crazy lock rock.
by Ethel Mertz October 21, 2020
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