Penis Fly Trap

A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.

(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).

Two Pissing guys:

Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!

Guy 2: What happened, man?

Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!

Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!

...

Guy 2: GAAAHH!

by timeoddplace July 16, 2011

bro your penis is small

when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.

"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"

by fuckyoutrevor January 10, 2012

Ur friend a penis bend

Worse than ur brother a mother

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*

by Toccena March 20, 2018

penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."

The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time

Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."

by imperialcock March 4, 2009

penis pumping like a champ

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.

Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.

by AgaMeista January 19, 2010

my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

by DTOP May 2, 2006