National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.

“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving

by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021

National Kiss Your Catcher Day

Give you Catcher a big smooch

You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*

by jigglenutz34 March 6, 2025

National soup day

On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup

Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup

Person b:"im going to drink coffe."

Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"

by Patypatty August 8, 2023

National Bully Kris Day

This is a national holiday in which anyone can bully or verbally use their friends called Kris.

“National Bully Kris Day is a nation wide holiday which takes place every Monday.”

by KrisHater123 December 4, 2023

National Thigh Picture Day

August 14th is National Thigh Picture Day, so if you ask any girl to send you thigh pics, they have to!

Josh: Bro! Today is National Thigh Picture Day
You: Really? Did you ask any girls for thigh pics yet?

by Sen! August 14, 2021

National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them

Omg it national dry hump day

by tinylol April 11, 2019

National Give Caleb Head Day

June 1st; start pride month out strong by giving your best bro Caleb head. Bonus points if hes short.

Caleb come over here its June 1st. Y'know what that means? It's National Give Caleb Head Day!

by beekid32 May 28, 2023