code_monkey 

Someone who really sucks at writing code.

That guy is so not 1337. What a code monkey!

code_monkey by mariamarie November 7, 2003

Butt Monkey

a person who loves to cook on animal buttoxes

Hey negus....I am a butt monkey

Butt Monkey by GoatMaster1 March 21, 2010

Crotch Monkey 

A special type of person that resides in the bar scene and is desperate for any chance of "going at it". A crotch monkey is rare but deadly if messed with, and if slept with the monkey you will wake with one or more of these symptoms: Herpies, Super Herpies, Burning pee, itchiness of the genital and/or rectal region, and the super rare California King Crabs. It generally preferred to stay away no matter what.

Lance - "Did you hear Jack slpet with a crotch monkey?"
Allan - "Ya...he said he will never do it again."
Lance - "Why?"
Allan - "Because he said he had to go to the doctor for something called, Cali. King Crabs."
Lance - "California King Crabs?!"
Allan - "Ya, its like red lobster down there."

Crotch Monkey by Hybrid12367 January 2, 2012

monkeybutter

A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )

My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them

monkeybutter by synapd May 13, 2005

Fuck Monkey

Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.

"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"

Fuck Monkey by OsamaBALLS April 6, 2008

Dope Monkey 

Since the Monkey is thee most awesome animal in the world and Dope means cool or awesome. Dope Monkey is the best compliment you can give anything

Dude you ever heard Blink 182 that band is seriously Dope Monkey

Dope Monkey by Bitterdulce January 29, 2009

Bitch Dick Monkey

Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.

no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.

Bitch Dick Monkey by YoungLittleGrasshopper May 26, 2011