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Ur Mom

UR MOM
UR MOM
by ururmommom February 23, 2022
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Mom

A selfless leader and loving woman who gives to others before herself. Julie will stoat nothing to provide for those she loves and deserves the world. I love you more than words can describe. Happy Mother's Day!
by KTimbol May 9, 2020
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Ur Mom

ME:HEY WHATS THE DOG DOIN
U:UR MOM
ME:HEHEHEHA
by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022
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ur mom

When you dont have arguments you just fucking spam this shit
Hostage:Free me please
Owner:No?
Hostage:ur mom
by eternal tilt 1000-7 September 8, 2022
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Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.
by nohandle88 April 19, 2023
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Mom

A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.
You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"
by 1qazxsw23edcvgfr45tgbnhy67ujm, January 31, 2021
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ur mom gay

by micchael hoyou May 16, 2023
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