by JimmyBuffetDiedLOL September 09, 2023
by uareu June 25, 2019
"When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"
by Arminkshipper July 04, 2024
by Liridoni July 18, 2019
A day that you dedicate to taking care of your life chores. Laundry, bills, cleaning, exercise, etc. a reset day if you will. (Getting your shit together!)
by FinishYourCrafts March 18, 2020
To angrily end your life, (Don’t actually do it) or a saying when you are so upset and angry because of something. (Only for jokes)
by DJ_little_GOOSH_GOOSH August 24, 2022
Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024