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King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020
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Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.
These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.
by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023
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King’s party

9. april is king’s day so party like crazy
by Motherfuckerx69x October 16, 2019
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Demon King Ass

When a person smells soooo.... bad to the point were it could be deadly, potentially killing you.
Civilian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Civilian 2: Idk but you should try smelling him or sum
Bob: Yea I agree try smelling Him
Civilian 1: *sniff* I smell Ass!
Everyone: ASS!?!
Civilian: DEMON KING ASS!
Everyone: DEMON KING ASS!?!
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King drac

Wow king drac is really gay

Me: yes very gay
by Heybell August 18, 2019
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Fuccboi King

Hunter Biden, the current fuccboi holds the record for banging hookers while using crack cocaine
Our liege Lord the fuccboi King Hunter Robinette Biden was pardoned today.
by Fuckthewhites December 1, 2024
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